Dead or Alive
Look at these two miscreants. Have you ever
seen such shifty eyes, such grim mouths, such clashing stripes?
It’s a good thing Krista Schantz and
Neil Reenock volunteered to be locked up to raise money for
muscular dystrophy. Otherwise we’d have volunteered
Ever since the news leaked out about their
forthcoming arrest at 9:00 a.m. Tuesday, February 25, they’ve
been pelting each other (and the rest of us) with e-mails
impugning each other’s character, appearance, motives,
So give this pair of troublemakers what they
deserve. Lock ’em up in the same cell and see who comes
out alive. And take a tax deduction on contributions to their
Information: Krista, Ext. 1541, or Neil,
Ext. 7980. You can track down Krista in Reeves Library
Neil at the Facilities Services Office.