Wanted, Dead or Alive

Look at these two miscreants. Have you ever seen such shifty eyes, such grim mouths, such clashing stripes?

It’s a good thing Krista Schantz and Neil Reenock volunteered to be locked up to raise money for muscular dystrophy. Otherwise we’d have volunteered them.

Ever since the news leaked out about their forthcoming arrest at 9:00 a.m. Tuesday, February 25, they’ve been pelting each other (and the rest of us) with e-mails impugning each other’s character, appearance, motives, and ancestry.

So give this pair of troublemakers what they deserve. Lock ’em up in the same cell and see who comes out alive. And take a tax deduction on contributions to their bail fund.

Information: Krista, Ext. 1541, or Neil, Ext. 7980. You can track down Krista in Reeves Library or Neil at the Facilities Services Office.